Friday, November 12, 2004

Along came a spider and sat down beside her

Call me little miss muffet. I sat on the throne yesterday morning and a spider appeared right in front of my eyes suspended on a slender thread from the ceiling. I was so amazed and amused that I could not kill it. So there we sat for a minute until it began its ascent back up.

All I could think of in my sleepy haze was the nursery rhyme.

Little Miss Muffet (Muffet? What kind of surname is that?, Sounds sexual if you ask me)
Sat on a Tuffet (what the hell is a tuffet anyhow?)
Eating her curds (blak) and whey (wtf?)

Along came a spider
And sat down besider
And frightened Miss Muffet away


I just now realized that it could also, easily be turned into a cheap porn movie.

I know, I am warped.


1 Comments:

Blogger Cece said...

heh.
heh.

3:24 PM  

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