Monday, January 17, 2005

Thank you Romy & Michele!

I suffer from CRS. Yup, sad but true. Can't Remember Shit is a horrible disease. It confuses you, makes you wonder if you are going crazy, and most times, just plain makes you look like an idiot!

At first I tried to deny the facts. But as they say, denial is not JUST a river in Egypt. (hee) Slowly, I began to accept my condition. I embraced my CRS. And I found a cure. It's not a pill, it's not a liquid. It doesn't come in a patch, or a gum.

POST-ITS

My God post-its are awesome. I can not live with out post-its. It's that simple. Well, I can but I would be a blundering idiot. They are my memory. I prefer the 2 x 2, neon colored, variety. They are just big enough, to jot down a thought, without wasting paper. See I am an ecologically conscious CRS sufferer.

The boys, they call me the POST-IT Queen, when they see those brightly colored, sticky pieces of wisdom all over my computer screen, keyboard and desk. "The POST-IT Queen is at it again", they say. Or, "uh-oh, we are getting low on POST-ITS, better go to the office supply store and bring back a truck load".

I don't mind their teasing. You see when they need to know something, who do you think they ask? Yes, ME. I pull out my folder of "done" POST-ITS, shuffle thru and find them their answer.

So, I just wanted to say THANK YOU to the inventor's of the POST-IT note.

THANK YOU, ROMY and MICHELE, I am truly and eternally greatful. And by the way your movies was hilarious too!

Happy MLK Monday!

5 Comments:

Blogger muse said...

You mean you remember to read the post-its before the "due date" of whatever is written on them?

Damn, woman, you're so much better organized than I am! LOL ;)

12:31 PM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Damn, I was just talking about this same dilema on my site. I call it mommy brains! It totally sucks. I LOVE that movie also! It rocks!

1:37 PM  
Blogger Mrs.Strizzay said...

You know what's funny, or sad, is we own a porno based on that movie. But it has nothing about post its in it.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Random and Odd said...

I have that too!!

Hey, how come i'm not a link yet? What's a girl gotta do?

6:04 PM  
Blogger shellibells said...

i think you should update the public on skankie frankie the crusted clown and his cockeyed mismatched paper sticky tiles he's trying to get you to stick to your kitchen floor, well....1 strip of it. THat cheap bastard! Make sure u mention how YOU"RE doing all the work!!
Maggot slumlord!!!

1:41 PM  

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