Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Blonds Do The Thilliest Things!

I have a story:

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady, rhythmic pace, but she begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but is unsuccessful.

The horse gallops along, unaware of the slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grasp, she attemps to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves.

Her head is struck against the ground over and over again, she is moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-mart greeter sees her and unplugs the horse!

Got to love the Wal-mart greeters! I bet he stuck smiley faces all over her lacerations!

HA! I hope you didn't spray coffee all over your monitor. If so.... I am terribly sorry. (NOT)

Happy Wednesday!


Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Frank the Wal-Mart Greeter! are one funny lady. Love that.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Racer93 said...

Oh sheeet !!!! I think that was the girl that bought my horses. What in the hell is she gonna do with them ..try to shove quarters up their nose and wait for the music to start?!?

1:26 AM  

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