Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Mr. Sanchez, I Have a Question

OK peeps, I have a question.

I have heard this phrase/word a number of times and do not know what it means. I have asked the only two people I would EVER ask this type of question, and neither knows. I am not sure I really want to know, because I surmise it is sexually oriented, but the curiosity is killing me. Killing me to the point where I may have to ask the next stranger that I hear say it what it means and then suffer public humiliation. I fear the side splitting laughter. They would probably laugh so hard that they would never answer my question.

I would be forced to spend the rest of my life roaming the streets asking various people, over and over again never getting an answer. Or standing on the curb of a busy intersection holding a sign, That says, Can anyone tell me what Sanchez means?" until the police arrest me for holding a profane sign in public or some such crap.

So thats it. Sanchez also known as Dirty Sanchez.

OK go ahead laugh, get it all done with now. Sure go ahead, laugh at my ignorance, its ok, I am used to it.

{{{{drumming fingers}}}} Ok done now? Feel better? GREAT! Now define please!

Happy (Ignorant) Tuesday!


Blogger shellibells said...


Let the humiliation begin...sorry sissy but this is the closest I can get to NOT posting that pic of you on my blog! LOL

Sissy, has anyone ever told you that they want to give you a "dirty sanchez"? Or, did they say, so and so gave them one? Or you look like you've gotten one!? Well, just think and read before you answer next time.

Ok, here are the definitions I found. I cannot tell you where I got them, let it be my dirty little secret, but it was on the web. We learn something new every day!

1. Dirty Sanchez
It's when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
(ie)After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.

2. Dirty Sanchez
an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.
(ie)I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.
(((sorry but that is fucken discusting...and I thought dingleberry was bad!!)))

3. when a guy is doing a girl doggy like and before he cums he jams his finger in the girls ass real deep so he can get a poo finger and wipe it across her upper lip after he shoots in wad in her face. This causes the poo to run a little making the dirty sanchez look like an authentic mustache, also known as a pepe lopez.
(ie) Gross, that chick is wearing a major dirty sanchez over her upper lip, the skank

Now you can be sorry you asked!!!

12:37 PM  
Blogger Sissychong said...

I asked you if you knew and you said NO. Dam you! You just wanted to publicly humiliate me!

No I have not engaged in the sanchez-esque sexual adaptation. And no one has every asked me were I got my sanchez.

Holy moly, I am sooo sorry I asked! How can people talk about this in public? Like at the grocery store? Dumb asses!

Thank freakin goodness, I didn't go the standing at the intersection route......I can hear the laughter now.


my last name will NEVER be Sanchez........{{shiver}}

1:09 PM  
Blogger Sissychong said...

PS Where did you find those defs? Webster's Sexual Slang Version?

1:12 PM  
Blogger Mrs.Strizzay said...

have you ever given your husband a rusty trombone?

You need to spend some time at urbandictionary.com

1:29 PM  
Blogger Sissychong said...

I am very afraid to ask what a rusty trombone is. I think I won't ask...going to urban dictionary as instructed

1:38 PM  
Blogger Sissychong said...

Holy shit it seems like I need to read the whole urban dictionary. I looked up rusty trombone and then I had to look up a word in the definition to underfreakinstand it.

Oh man, at my age, there is so much I don't know.

If anyone needs me I will be at the urban dictionary, educating my dam self!

1:44 PM  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Oh my fucking gawd...You must seriously call me dumb but I had no clue and have never heard shit about any of this. Where has my 28 year old ass been?
That is some nasty shit!

11:45 AM  
Blogger little sister said...

Luckily, my 43-year-old ass has /never/ been near anyone who would give me a dirty sanchez.

That is so so so so so GROSS!

I not coming back during lunch break ever again. ;-)

12:46 PM  
Blogger Closet Metro said...

Sissy, you can get a decent education on fun with scat here: http://tinyurl.com/6mtvb

3:42 PM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

OMFG...I laughed so hard I got hiccups.

5:20 PM  

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